My Senate is such a hive of idiots...
Hello?! Pay attention fools! Congress is trying to destroy you with Cha-cha, but you idiots are so busy fighting with each other, you haven't even noticed. By this time next year, you probably won't exist anymore.
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I didn't realize that whole ethics committee investigation is trying to expel Villar from the Senate. Ganun? First you ass-kick him from the Senate presidency (and replace him with that corpse Enrile. And seriously, who are the fools repeatedly electing him and people like Gordon into office? Gawd.) Now you're trying to remove him completely from the Senate? This is clearly the work of threatened presidential aspirants.
Not that I'm a big Villar fan, mind, but I take any accusation of corruption against already-previously wealthy (as in prior to his entry into politics) senators, who stand a good chance of taking the presidency next year (and away from a horde of other salivating aspirants in the Upper House too) with a block of salt. Maybe he's guilty, maybe he isn't. But isn't this a question for the Ombudsman and Sandiganbayan to investigate? Him being investigated by his fellow senators, who make barely any attempts to disguise their rivalry with him, is suspect, to say the least.
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And who filed this complaint? Jamby Madrigal? Sus! I've always had the impression that lady wasn't playing with a full deck of cards. Have you seen her talk? I have, and in person. And it was weird. And hello? What has she done ba in all her time in the Senate? If she wasn't ferociously contesting her dead aunt's will, she wouldn't be in the news at all.
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Meanwhile, Congress has come up with (how many now? three? four?) new ways to railroad Cha-cha. Melo is talking about a possible no-election scenario. Lorelei Fajardo, one of President Bitch's six (count 'em: six!) spokespersons has said words to the effect of: Prime Minister Arroyo? Why not? She's been a good president (and that last bit I most definitely take issue with). Pay attention senators! If Cha-cha passes, there won't be an Upper House for you people to fight in anymore! And I highly doubt you fools will be able to get any seats in a Parliament if our government system goes there.
Mga tanga! Mga bobo! Get your acts together! Stop investigating shit! You're not the bloody courts. Kaya nga may judiciary e.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
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7 comments:
lurve the rantings. wish i could be this funny and cerebral at the same time...hehe
long time! XD
You're a moron and a cretin. You don't know anything about the Senate or the goings on in the senate enough to launch into a puerile and prepubescent commentary.
You ought to be hunted down and kicked in the head.
"And who filed this complaint? Jamby Madrigal? Sus! I've always had the impression that lady wasn't playing with a full deck of cards. Have you seen her talk? I have, and in person. And it was weird. And hello? What has she done ba in all her time in the Senate? If she wasn't ferociously contesting her dead aunt's will, she wouldn't be in the news at all."
suck my cock and die asshole!
Haha! I love it! "Well thought-out" criticism! Surely I'll take the rantings of people who hide behind the name "Jamby supporter" or comment anonymously seriously. Not.
As a voting citizen, I have every right to express discontent at the pathetic state of our legislature. And if we go by news, surveys, hell, ask your man on the street, you'll see that people like yourselves, who will defend the corrupt/useless twits who run our country, are a fast-shrinking minority.
So I will put up your comments, and wear them proudly as a badge of honor haha!
I WOULD probably die if I sucked your cock Anonymous Man. Though if you had balls to go with your cock, you would have put your name up with your comment.
And I've seen your blog Jamby supporter. You're DEFINITELY helping to raise Jamby's credibility with such gems of writing as "Senator Jamby to hang Soozyharper by his tongue." I'm sure the public will be delighted to know that, according to you, the senator is a back-stabber ("Senator Jamby doesn't bury hatchets, unless it is in somebody's back") and that she isn't averse to asking the NPA to kill people for her ("Raul better be aware because the good senator has the NPA's sparrow unit on her side. Certainly, Joma Sison himself won't be averse to helping our good Senator with an order commanding his comrades in the field to spare one .45 caliber bullet.") Are you sure you're a supporter? You're probably damaging her credibility more with such posts. Not to mention the peace process, while you're at it. Because, if you've read up on Jamby's causes like a good supporter, then you'd know that Joma has repeatedly said he has no direct control over the NPA anymore and is just a CPP consultant. So you've just basically said that Jamby has actually confirmed that Joma DOES have control over the NPA, in its sparrow units, and has kept this from the government. With supporters like you man, Jamby doesn't need enemies.
to jamby's supporter! yah, i heard her talk.. and she's a total hypocrite! you know what, if she really cares she would not treat everyone as if we are an uneducated bitch.. we only lobbied for a certain issue to help my fellow youth. but then again, jamby ruined everything! as if she knows naman the issue? she did not even read our paper.. you know what did she said? i bet d mo rin alam.. kawawa ka namn..
i think you should be the one to be hunted down and kicked in the head? well, i can kick you in the ass if you want..
as you know, you are a supporter? didnt you know anything about politics? naah.. how poor of you to be on the side of jamby.. but anyway, its your opinion.not mine.. lols..
i am still amenable to ajeet's idea.. ^^, chill my friend... why are you over reacting? charing.. ahhahaha.. relax oi..
A senator whose statement in the hallowed halls of the senate - "Liar liar pants on fire."
Wow! mas ok at mas distinguished pa kausapin ang nagtitinda ng fishball sa tabi ng office namin. IN ENGLISH PA!
And come on, why do we believe she's not greedy when she's fighting tooth and nail for her share on her relative's estate? What more when she has access to the public funds? arm and leg?
I'm sorry jamby, but President Cory Aquino set the bar for a woman president pretty high. at least for you, it is.
Hehe, nakita ko pa siya yesterday while I was waiting for Cory's procession sa SLEX, nasa SUV, nakababa ang bintana, nakikipagkamayan sa mga tao while one of her staff was videoing the whole thing. And she wasn't even with the procession itself. She was maybe three hours ahead of it. Insert eye-roll here. Seemed an awful lot like pangangampanya to me (though I'm sure her people will say she was just being nice and saying hi). A bit in poor taste, if you ask me, making pa-cute to the masses while we're waiting (and mourning) for a beloved departed president. If that video turns up in a political ad as proof kuno that she's popular (when it seemed more like her taking advantage of people gathered to pay respect to someone most emphatically not her for a photo op), I will be pissed.
I didn't really have any strong feelings about her one way or the other before. But after getting comment-attacked by two people who are obviously her staffers for a couple of lines in my small personal blog (which was rather petty, P.S. And I hope that's not their job, combing through personal blogs to attack anyone with a negative opinion of their boss. Kawawa naman sila if ever.), I've felt a need to keep an eye out for her in the media. Check out today's (6 August 2009) editorial in the Manila Standard Today I saw while reading the papers for work. It's about her and it's a riot hehe.
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